I don’t know about you but my mornings just aren’t the same without a cup of coffee. A word of caution though, don’t try to talk to me before I’ve finished at least half a cup; you might end up seeing a side of me that’s not to your liking!

Because I know I’m not the only one who doesn’t do much conversing in the mornings, here are some coffee cups that will do all your talking for you.

Coffee, Because Adulting is Hard

Boy is that the truth. Better yet? This mug can be made in different sizes, ranging from 11 to 17 ounces. That should be enough coffee for one morning, right…?

Look for it at FranklyNoted’s Etsy shop.

Or at the link right here.

 

Feeling 100

The real way to let people know its a-okay to talk to you before 9am. Or maybe you just got over the flu and want to let your coworkers know you’re not contagious but also still not a morning person?

Look for it at Urban Outfitters. Buy one for $10 or two for $16.

Check it out right here.

 

Don’t Be a Prick

When you’re really not in the mood for snarky comments or naggy roommates, this mug should be your first pick (or should I say ‘prick’?)

Handmade by MeganPadovanoDesigns on Etsy.

Look for it here.

Don’t Touch Me, Peasant

Slightly channeling The Princess Bride‘s Prince Humperdink with this mug…and let’s be honest, I’m sort of a Humperdick in the morning without my caffeine! Even Miracle Max can’t fix me then!

Available on FranklyNoted’s Etsy shop.

Check it out right here.

 

I’m Introverting, Please Go Away

Hello, yes, I’m calling in sick today. No it’s not a cold. It’s something called “introverting.” It’s like hibernating but for people who don’t like other people. Especially the loud ones. I’ll be back next week.

And hey, at least it says please on it!

From PaperBerryPress on Etsy.

Also found right here!

I Can’t Adult Today (Tomorrow Doesn’t Look Good Either)

A travel mug for all your sassy coffee needs.

Available in 16, 18, or 23 ounces (just click the link in the item description for the other sizes).

Check in out at the Etsy shop called MorningSunshineShop.

Or click the link here.

 

I Like the Way You Work It

Polite? Yes. Ready for action? Yes. Encouraging? Yes. All right, I’ll take it.

Made for times when you want to tell people how great they are but also don’t want to get dragged into a conversation (because who needs those at 8am?).

Check it out right here.

 

I Laugh in the Face of Decaf

Death by decaf anybody?

Available on JustABrushAndPaint’s Etsy store.

Click here to check it out right now!